the wet spot

i promise you no intelligence i promise you no knowledge i promise you spelling mistakes i promise you entries only during business hours i promise you sporadic entertainment i promise you i’m obsessed with being 30 i promise you childish art school shock value
i guarantee if you take me to bed I will end up sleeping in the wet spot

Thursday, July 07, 2005

i'm using fitday.com to give myself an idea on what kind of calories i'm eating and burning. an option for activies includes 'sexual activity' where with 20min of active, vigorous effort in 'sexual activies' i could burn 11 cal. i'm a little dismayed with this result as i had high hopes that this could replace the stairmaster i have been doing :(

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

who wears short, black, shinny vinyl shorts to work out at the gym!!???!!