the wet spot

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

i'm using fitday.com to give myself an idea on what kind of calories i'm eating and burning. an option for activies includes 'sexual activity' where with 20min of active, vigorous effort in 'sexual activies' i could burn 11 cal. i'm a little dismayed with this result as i had high hopes that this could replace the stairmaster i have been doing :(

posted by zen master poochie @ 4:28 PM  

3 Comments:

  • At 5:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Sex isn't exercise. Sex is why you exercise in the first place. It's so that you have the proper endurance (and look good enough to get the opportunities) for really great sex.

    Or at least, that's why I exercise.

    Quixote
    http://www.livejournal.com/users/quixote317/

     

  • At 8:48 AM, Blogger zen master poochie said…

    now quixote, if sex burnt the same amount of calories as, lets say running - won't u rather spend 1/2 an hour - an hour at a sex workout getting all hot and sweaty AND burning cal. AND building endurance? i'd be all over that! ;)

     

  • At 12:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Hell, I'd like to have 30-60 minutes of sweaty-circus-sex even if it didn't burn any calories. But I see your point.

    What a wonderful world that would be. Also in that wonderful world, chocolate wouldn't count and we could legally shoot people for talking on cell phones in the theatre.

    Quixote
    http://www.livejournal.com/users/quixote317/

     

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