the wet spot

i promise you no intelligence i promise you no knowledge i promise you spelling mistakes i promise you entries only during business hours i promise you sporadic entertainment i promise you i’m obsessed with being 30 i promise you childish art school shock value
i guarantee if you take me to bed I will end up sleeping in the wet spot

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

sagitarians are not to be confused with vegetarins

i've been entertaining myself (although sometimes with my incredibly slow internet connection it is more frustrating than entertaining) by doing tests on OkCupid.
here's a summary of myself as the tests tell it:
i am a slutty, girl next door female type, sagitarian, mainly democrat in political swayings, am turned on by a nice ass on a girl or by athletic men. was rated at 78% beauty & 82% brains on one test & absolutly stupid on another (math). my real age was determined to be 45 and i'm going to die at age 81. and i am a Shared Sensation Trogan

hmmm...some truths are told, hehe